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Jasper is a noted cat-psychologist (a cat who IS a psychologist).   You can write to her for advice on your owners.  Email: human_advice@catsongs.com.

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Delilah needs help! Pop star Delilah (vocalist on Siamese in Heat) is still in heat and her owners won't let her out of the house!  "Please, please don't give up on trying to get in", she begs her tomcat fans.  Luckily, she still has her cell phone. Ambitious tomcats, seeking a good time should call 212.555.1212.  "Please", she says.  "Now."